these are actually nice you fucking nerd

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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ivoryillumination:

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

halloweenspooktacular:

halloweentreat:

Me every autumn equinox

This is me as well! Hahhaha.

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Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.

Kurt Vonnegut  (via feellng)

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They say Van Gogh would eat his yellow paint because he thought that he would get the happiness inside of him. And people thought that he was mad and stupid for doing it, but he did it anyways and i don’t think it’s so crazy. If you’re sad enough that even the craziest of ideas might be able to help, then you should do it. It’s just the same as falling in love. You know, you could have your heart completely broken but you do it anyways because the chance at happiness is greater than the insanity of heartbreak. Everybody has their yellow paint, that little thing that could mean the end that they do because it’s worth it.



I feel stupid

mapsontheweb:

Half the US Lives in These Counties

B-V-M:

Some more information on this:

  • The US contains over 3000 counties
  • This map highlights the most populated 146 counties
  • so, 50% of the US population is contained within less than 5% of the counties.

(Source: Business Insider, via so-this-one-bitch)

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